Terry

- He's Ryan's biological father
- Jacked
- So Jacked
- Repeatedly took action to ensure his neighbor's wouldn't talk to him (which never worked)
- Like when he bought some 10-foot tall like… carvings… like log carvings
- Scary ones
- And put them at the end of his driveway, but people just kept comin up and asking him, "Hey, uh, hey, what's with that?" so he took 'em down
- Has a successful smallp-scale wind energy venture
- That is to say, the wind energy is small scale. Not his business. Terry is killin' it
- Terry is loaded
- Once came home with $3000 dollars in a paper bag
- Most of his purchases are concentrated on concert tickets and trying to impress his ex-wife
- His house is ready to be displayed as a model home at all times
- He has stock photo pictures framed everywhere
- Pool table
- Keeps his motorcycle in the rec room
- He traded the installation of 3 small wind turbines for it
- Has 2 dogs
- Keeps one dog in the garage he never uses, along with his guns and his weedwacker
- The other dog is allowed to run around the yard tethered to the elaborate pulley system he erected
- This dog is like so nervous
- We're all pretty nervous
- Terry goes to the gym all the time
- There is no food in his house
- He has instant coffee and baking soda, right underneath a framed picture of the logo of his brand of instant coffee
- Had a completely packed bookshelf, but only like books of poetry written by people in prison, and like dog books, about how to raise dogs and such, and pregnancy guides
- Mostly just working on his business and his body
- And trying to break up with Karen


meanwhile, on an adjacent plane of reality, it's FIST LAD UNIVERSE

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